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સાલું, થોડી રાહ જોઈ હોત તો!

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હોય બરોડામાં અને છું સુરતમાં

એમ કહેતો એ થઈ ગયો

આજે હચ તો કાલે રિલાયન્સ એમ

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કુટુંબનાં જ કવરેજ બહાર એ થઈ ગયો

હવે શું થાય બોલો

મોડેલ ફોર ટુ ઝીરો એ થઈ ગયો

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Sent By Asit Joshi

બરકો,તો હોંકારો દેશે આખું ગામ‏ Bhavnagar - ડૉ.ફિરદૌસ દેખૈયા

તીખા બટેટાઓ,ભૂંગળા,ને ભજિયા,

હીરાને હોંકારે ભાણાંઓ તજિયા.

ગાયોએ ગાંડાને ગાંઠિયો ખવરાવ્યો;

લીંબુની સોડાનો પ્યાલો પધરાવ્યો.

આખી ગંડેરિયું ને પાંત્રિશિયા માવા,

મોટી મોટી દેરિયું ને મોંઘેરા બાવા.

રૂડા ગધેડિયામાં બેટ-દડો રમતા,

દિવસે તો ઠીક ભાઈ,રાતે ય ન ખમતા.

બરકો,તો હોંકારો દેશે આખું ગામ,

બરકો,તો તનમનથી આવીશું કામ;

આવું છે ભાઈ,મારું ભાવનગર ગામ.

-ડૉ.ફિરદૌસ દેખૈયા

Home Remedies

Cold , Cough , Nasal congestion
1. Black Tea with honey, ginger & lemon
2. Tulsi & Honey
3. Turmeric in hot milk

Building Immunity
Amala Juice

Nasal congestion
Flush nose with a saline solution
A warm water gargle with salt / turmeric

Back Ache
Heat pure ghee with crushed garlic. cool to room temperature & apply to affected area.

Acidity
Cabbage, white pumpkin or green gourd Juice

(source web research)

State Canteen in Delhi

Banga Bhawan
Hailey Road
23329703

Sikkim House
Panchsheel Marg
26115171

Andhra Bhawan
Ahoka Road
23387499

New Tamil Nadu House
Chankya puri
24193100

Meghalaya Bhawan
Aurangzeb Road
23015605

From Hindistan Times

Take Care of Yourself

Spend at least 15 minutes for yourself. Do whatever you like to do in this time. This is YOUR TIME & try to snatch it every day from your routines.

Is value of money “Relative” ?

Scene 1
I am out in neighborhood market & getting photocopy of some papers. The photocopy operator did 15 copy @ 1 Rs. per copy. I have checked & one page was not straight. I showed him his mistake & asked for another copy of that page, which he did. Then he asked me 16 Rs. Instead of 15. I argued it was not his mistake which caused improper copy & I should not be charged for that. He told “My master will not be happy over that & will ask me to pay for that myself.” His mistake is causing me 1 Rs. I was correct & I can argue over it. Even though it was small amount I felt being cheated & left the shop.

Scene 2
I am at a big mall & in a big shop of computers & electronics. I bought web cam costing Rs. 498. I get it billed & paid Rs. 500. The man on the counter told “sir, if you can pay change I do not have the change”. I answered “It’s small amount & you need not bother to pay for Rs. 2, no problem” & I left.

When I think of both of these scenes I think “Is value of money “Relative” ?”

Should we always argue when we are right?

Some times we lose our peace of mind arguing over small points.

George Carlin’s Views on Aging

Do you realize that the only time in our lives when we like to get old is when we’re kids? If you’re less than 10 years old, you’re so excited about aging that you think in fractions.

“How old are you?” “I’m four and a half!” You’re never thirty-six and a half. You’re four and a half, going on five! That’s the key

You get into your teens, now they can’t hold you back. You jump to the next number, or even a few ahead.

“How old are you?” “I’m gonna be 16!” You could be 13, but hey, you’re gonna be 16! And then the greatest day of your life .. . You become 21. Even the words sound like a ceremony . YOU BECOME 21. YESSSS!!!

But then you turn 30. Oooohh, what happened there? Makes you sound like bad milk! He TURNED; we had to throw him out. There’s no fun now, you’re Just a sour-dumpling. What’s wrong? What’s changed?

You BECOME 21, you TURN 30, then you’re PUSHING 40. Whoa! Put on the brakes, it’s all slipping away. Before you know it, you REACH 50 and your dreams are gone.

But wait!!! You MAKE it to 60. You didn’t think you would!

So you BECOME 21, TURN 30, PUSH 40, REACH 50 and MAKE it to 60.

You’ve built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it’s a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

You get into your 80’s and every day is a complete cycle; you HIT lunch; you TURN 4:30 ; you REACH bedtime. And it doesn’t end there. Into the 90s, you start going backwards; “I Was JUST 92.”

Then a strange thing happens. If you make it over 100, you become a little kid again. “I’m 100 and a half!”
May you all make it to a healthy 100 and a half!!

Forwarded by: MYTHILI SHANTHARAM